And I'm not?

_{[ He sighed, picking up Spock's foot from the water and scrubbing the pad hard to get the grit off of it - this at least not uncomfortable like washing his junk had been. ]}

Look, we can't be embarrassed about it, or ever talk about it again, got it? We're doing this because you can't with your hands right now, and I'd be a bad friend if I let you flounder about or start stinking like a sewage plant.