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the_dead_pool2 ([personal profile] the_dead_pool2) wrote in [personal profile] spohkh 2014-02-02 11:52 pm (UTC)

Video

[A sigh]

Yeah, alright. Let me try another one for you. It might be a lost cause. You may have both been born without the requisite joke bone.

[A clearing of the throat]

A man walks into a bar, and notices that there is this man who is only about a foot tall, playing this tiny piano. He goes up to the bartender, and asks "how did that little man come to be?" The bartender replies "There is a genie in the juke box which grants wishes. Just go up to it and see for yourself." The man, a little skeptical goes up to the juke box, and sure enough a genie appears. "You can have one wish" the genie states. The man thinking for a second says " I wish I had a million bucks!". The genie nods his head, disappears and then the room starts filling with ducks who all fly out of the bar.

The man turns to the bartender and goes "I didn't ask for that!" To which the bartender replies "Yeah, and I didn't ask for a 12 inch pianist"


[If they don't get this one, it has been confirmed]


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