Personal Log #6...4th Wall

[spohkh]

[Spock was.... rather curious at the unexpected influx of individuals without wings...

In his mind, the Vulcan was making theories that included black holes, transporters, ion storms...It was frustrating that the nature of this world made it impossible to pin down any one theory.

Spock can be found traveling to the Dome in the morning, and working there for the rest of the day.
In the evening the Vulcan's curiosity gets the better of him and he stops by Seventh Heaven to see who all is there.]

Comments

[scienceofcourse]

Of course! But I'm not just any human! I'm the greatest intellect that human science has ever known! You see, you have no hope of defeating me! You may as well surrender now!

[And with that, he begins cackling again.

It's really kind of a problem for him.]

[spohkh]

[Spock... has had enough.

It doesn't seem as though this man belongs to anyone here, so the Vulcan moves forward, and attempts to nerve pinch him.]

[scienceofcourse]

[What what WOAH HANG ON A SEC BRO WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING. He's just going to go ahead and back up. Back riiiight the heck up.]

What was that? I didn't ask for a shoulder massage...

[spohkh]

[The Vulcan follows your retreat...]

It is obvious that you are a danger to this society... I am attempting to remove you from it.

[scienceofcourse]

You cannot hope to stop me! I wield the power of SCIENCE!

[Apparently he's forgotten how ineffective this is.]

[spohkh]

[Spock takes another step forward, once again aiming to nerve pinch this individual.]

LET THE CARTOON FIGHT SCENE COMMENCE.

[scienceofcourse]

[Eep! Yeah, he's just gonna go ahead and duck aside.

And then kick you in the shin.]

YES! ESPECIALLY NOW I KNOW WHO YOU ARE! XD

[spohkh]

[People seem to forget how strong Spock is... though the attack was unexpected, it was ineffectual...

Have a linefaced Vulcan...]

Your attempt at violence is unappreciated. I ask that you surrender yourself now.

9v9 *Innocence*

[scienceofcourse]

My attempt at violence? You're the one who tried to...

[Okay, he still isn't certain what you're going for there.]

To shoulder-massage me into submission! And I shall never surrender!

[And then he throws a small pellet on the ground, and, amidst a not-remotely-obscuring cloud of smoke, he begins running away.]

riiiiight.... XD

[spohkh]

[Spock watched the actions of Doctor Insano with what could be taken as the Vulcan version of confusion and surprise....

What?


The Vulcan, with his fast reflexes reaches out to snag the back of Doctor Insano's lab coat...]

Your attempts at escape are futile, you will come with me now.

[scienceofcourse]

[Oh no! He's caught!

Well, there's only one course of action!

And, with surprising quickness, he sticks the earpieces of the stethoscope into Spock's ears... and then emits a shrill, ear-piercing scream into the other end.]

[spohkh]

[Spock flinches at the piercing sound and is momentarily immobilized... that was strangely effective.

The Vulcan flounders for a moment then growls... low and feral as he rips the stethoscope from Doctor Insano's hands and lunges... attempting to knock him to the ground.

Congrats, you now have an angry Vulcan.]