Personal Log #6...4th Wall

[spohkh]

[Spock was.... rather curious at the unexpected influx of individuals without wings...

In his mind, the Vulcan was making theories that included black holes, transporters, ion storms...It was frustrating that the nature of this world made it impossible to pin down any one theory.

Spock can be found traveling to the Dome in the morning, and working there for the rest of the day.
In the evening the Vulcan's curiosity gets the better of him and he stops by Seventh Heaven to see who all is there.]

Comments

[spohkh]

Indeed?

Where are your materials? If you are starting from 'scratch', as they say, then I can estimate that a project like that with at least six other engineers and scientists... it would take you approximately eight months to gain enough leverage for a small skirmish.

Where is your team?

[Spock waits for your answer patiently...]

[scienceofcourse]

I shall create a team! With my Neuralyzer!

[And with that, he whips out what appears to be a small book-light and begins shining it in your face.]

[spohkh]

[Spock gives you another eyebrow...]

You plan to irritate people into submission?


I do not believe that will work.


What is your definition of a 'Neuralyzer'?

[scienceofcourse]

What?

I don't understand, you should be under my complete mental control! None can resist the Neuralyzer's power!

[He frowns down at the "neuralyzer" and then back up at Spock.]

You! Have you developed an immunity to mind control devices? Are you secretly a robot? Have you sapped the power from my devices?

[spohkh]

[Have a flat Vulcan look...]

I am a Vulcan...whether or not your device has the capability to 'control others' minds'... I have superior mental defenses.

[But Spock is still a curious scientist...] May I examine your device? [Spock takes a step forward.]

[scienceofcourse]

No! I'll not allow you to sabotage my work any further! I will teach you the true power of science!

[And then, well. Lightning. Science lightning.]

[spohkh]

[The Vulcan's eyes widen with surprise.... where had the light come from?]

That is most fascinating Doctor Insano... how did you manage that? Do you also have magical abilities?

[scienceofcourse]

This isn't magic! It's SCIENCE! Why doesn't it work?

[spohkh]

[Spock takes an imposing step forward...] You keep using the word 'science' incorrectly...

'Science' is a field of study.... similar to 'art' or 'music'... Simply saying 'Science' does not explain what you are doing.

Spontaneous phenomenon erupting from your person does not constitute as science unless explained....

[The Vulcan is staring at you...]

[scienceofcourse]

I know what science is! I'm a doctor! A completely legitimate doctor!

I even have a stethoscope!

[spohkh]

You can be a Doctor of almost any field... simply having a stethoscope does not make you a Doctor of science...

That particular instrument usually belongs to medical Doctors.

[Spock does not buy it....]

Stay there Mister Insano... I shall find who you came with so they can take you somewhere safe.

Can I just say your Spock is hilariously awesome?

[scienceofcourse]

Oh, yes! You mock me now, but you will see! I'll show you! I'll show you all!

You will rue the day you chose to oppose the reign of Doctor Insano!

[And now he's cackling again.]

Why Thank you! This is a riot btw~ So funny!

[spohkh]

I believe you are correct Mister Insano. [Spock is indeed beginning to 'rue the day'...]

Show us what, exactly?

[Spock is concerned about the noise that is coming out of his mouth...]

Is that noise a medical condition?


[ooc: What would you say if Spock was beginning to feel like nerve pinching him for the safety of others? XD]

I try!

[scienceofcourse]

[OOC: He can certainly go for it! Actually, Insano is surprisingly badass in hand-to-hand combat, if rather cartoony. His inventions are usually more effective too, but it's funnier this way.]

Doctor! I am Doctor Insano! Stop mocking me!

[He emphasizes this little rant with a few emphatic jerks of his hands. And sulks a bit.]

:3

[spohkh]

Where did you attend school then? And what specific field did you major in?

[Spock attempts to put on an air of 'pacifying'...]

[scienceofcourse]

I have studied a multitude of sciences in the best universities across time and space- and let me tell you, inventing time travel so I could do it was no easy feat! I hold doctorates in physics! Chemistry! Engineering! Zoology! Botany! Anatomy! Xenobiology! Astrophysics! Child Psychology! Temporal Mechanics!

I even hold a doctorate in Early Childhood Development!

[spohkh]

[Spock was... confused now.]

Are you human? [Because in order to acquire that many doctorates... that would take a lot of time.... and even when you time travel, you still age.

Otherwise, it's either completely illogical, or he's not human.]

[scienceofcourse]

Of course! But I'm not just any human! I'm the greatest intellect that human science has ever known! You see, you have no hope of defeating me! You may as well surrender now!

[And with that, he begins cackling again.

It's really kind of a problem for him.]

[spohkh]

[Spock... has had enough.

It doesn't seem as though this man belongs to anyone here, so the Vulcan moves forward, and attempts to nerve pinch him.]

[scienceofcourse]

[What what WOAH HANG ON A SEC BRO WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING. He's just going to go ahead and back up. Back riiiight the heck up.]

What was that? I didn't ask for a shoulder massage...

[spohkh]

[The Vulcan follows your retreat...]

It is obvious that you are a danger to this society... I am attempting to remove you from it.

[scienceofcourse]

You cannot hope to stop me! I wield the power of SCIENCE!

[Apparently he's forgotten how ineffective this is.]

[spohkh]

[Spock takes another step forward, once again aiming to nerve pinch this individual.]

LET THE CARTOON FIGHT SCENE COMMENCE.

[scienceofcourse]

[Eep! Yeah, he's just gonna go ahead and duck aside.

And then kick you in the shin.]

YES! ESPECIALLY NOW I KNOW WHO YOU ARE! XD

[spohkh]

[People seem to forget how strong Spock is... though the attack was unexpected, it was ineffectual...

Have a linefaced Vulcan...]

Your attempt at violence is unappreciated. I ask that you surrender yourself now.